Tuesday 20 August 2013

Cheers for the memories, El Puñal

It's been way too long. 



Vicente Rodriguez- a fond farewell


Now, where do I begin on my return to football blogdom.. How about with El Puñal himself, the quite wonderful Vicente Rodriguez, who has seemingly moved on to pastures new following what has been a rough few months at my club, Brighton and Hove Albion (more on that later). 

Vicente was, quite simply, the most gifted player ever to wear the blue and white stripes. A player subjected to a £30 million bid from Real Madrid following Euro 2004, which was rejected by his club, Valencia, at which he achieved legendary status after eleven seasons of service. A UEFA Cup, two La Liga titles, a UEFA Super Cup, a Copa Del Rey and 38 caps for Spain to his name, this is a player that is simply too good to play in the English Championship at any stage in his career, let alone when he is still only 29 years old. 

Do you have any idea what it's like as a fan of Brighton and Hove Albion, after suffering mainly shit football in an even shitter stadium after a period in which not many clubs would pull through, to suddenly be watching champagne football in one of the top stadiums in the country, sold out to the rafters every week and your club being linked to Vicente?! 

You will do if you're a Brighton fan, obviously. I remember first seeing the rumour posted on the BHA board, North Stand Chat and dismissing it for what it appeared to be. Utter nonsense. 

After pinching the signature of Craig Mackail-Smith (Poyet "basically hypnotised" him into joining the club, according to Peteborough chairman Darragh McAnthony) from under the noses of a host of Premier League Clubs from completely out of the blue, the board had already gone into overload with one major signing, but the thought of signing Vicente was just too much. No-one believed it, not even when we first saw him holding the shirt with a grin in the now-trademark 'stood on the Amex concourse' new signing photo.

There were highs: that brace against Portsmouth, tearing Leeds apart at Elland Road, the wonder-goal at Portman Road and that run against Derby:




If Lionel Messi did the above, commentators would be creaming themselves. I remember the first time he picked up the ball against Liverpool in the Carling Cup and you just felt everyone hold their breath. He was one of those players that you just knew was going to make something happen as soon as the ball was at his feet, you know the ones. He won a penalty in that game as well in his short but sweet debut appearance, which was converted by the man that still has Albion fans divided, (nuuuuumber niiiine) Ashley Barnes. 

But alas, there were lows. The endless injuries that prevented him from becoming as celebrated as he perhaps should have been as a footballer blighted him for most of his Albion career, restricting him to just 29 appearances, with only a few of those lasting longer than 30 minutes. He would play in a game or two, then seemingly disappear off the face of the earth for weeks, even months at a time, with little information from the club. But what an impact he had in the few appearances he made. 

Vicente's contract expired this summer and he was not offered a new contract by chairman Tony Bloom and head of football operations David Burke, who took care of the retained list after Poyet refused to have any part in it. 

And as The Dagger made his exit, he took a shocking swipe at the now ex-Albion boss, calling him "selfish", "egocentric", before labelling him as "the worst person I've ever come across in football."
Crocodile tears from Vicente's least favourite person as he gets the sack "live on TV"

Vicente claimed that Poyet mocked players in training sessions and forced him to stay at the club against his will after triggering a clause in his contract for a second season, despite supposedly promising the Spaniard that he would let him leave at the end of his initial one year deal as his four-year-old daughter was struggling to settle in the country- something that many Albion fans had expected was the case when the club site merely stated that they had "opted to trigger a clause in the contract".

“For example, he deceived me when he said I could go and then he didn’t let me," Vicente told the Argus.

"I was four months out injured and he wasn’t capable of coming up and asking how I was.

“For me he is a selfish person, very egocentric. I say that because it’s how I feel.

“I won’t talk badly about my team-mates, because they have been fantastic with me. What I think is unacceptable is that the manager makes fun of his players.

"I’ve seen things here that I have never seen in my career. If you miss with a shot in training, he makes fun. For me, that is unacceptable in football."

It's also believed that Vicente was fit to play in the play-off semi-final second leg against that team from Croydon, but Poyet chose not to select him. Defies logic if it's true. 

Something was majorly wrong on that day, it was plain for all to see. Rumours have been doing the rounds that Poyet turned up 45 minutes before the match, that he fought with players in the dressing room and told them that he wouldn't be there next season before the match. Not a clue if there is an ounce of truth in any of them, but let's not lower the tone by getting into the now infamous 'Poogate"...

                                       The psychic llama turned out to be a complete fraudster


Tony Bloom also revealed earlier this month that Gus "I got sacked on live TV" Poyet had called him up asking to leave the club just four days before the crucial fixture against the Croydon side in the league back in April. Presumably he had a Premier League gig lined up at Sunderland? Or perhaps Fulham? Or Reading? 
I'm not going to go into the whole Poyet debacle come to think of it, that one provokes the same feeling as thinking of "Poogate" does. Pretty sickening, but on a bit of a more emotional level than the "dressing-room incident". I can't shed any further light on it that than others have, so I will stick to my point. 

It's a shame that it ended the way it did with Vicente, and it's a shame that injuries once again prevented him from being able to display the true extent of his talent, but by God am I grateful to have been able to see a player of his calibre playing for my football club. 


He's still without a club. Whether that is by choice or not I do not know, but I really hope he does play again. When he is fit and ready, he is a Premier League player without a doubt, even still I believe. But now, at the age of 32, his days of being fit and ready are going to be few and far between. 


Cheers for the memories El Puñal, adiós y buena suerte. Here is a rather emotional video of his best moments in his first season with Brighton and Hove Albion: 


At least I'm man enough to admit that I teared up at this.

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